08 April 2009

I wish my blog was 8 bit

The greatest video games of all time are indisputable. This means you cannot dispute them. Sort of like the Heavyweight Champion of the World. When someone says, Lenox Lewis is the Heavyweight Champion of the World, what they are really saying is that you cannot dispute anything that he says. This makes him even more powerful than Barack Obama. I don’t actually know who the Heavyweight Champion of the World is, so I typed the name of the last one I could remember. I honestly didn’t know the current president either, but I couldn’t afford to get that one wrong so I Googled it because the last one I could remember was Dana Carvey.

Having said that, I welcome you to the pumpkin patch.

Tomorrow, I will be blog about the five greatest video games.

A koopa, inert
by the mustached plumber’s strength:
Super Mario!